bumsicle

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.

Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

Bumstretcher

someone who likes to stretch their bum, like their spreading penutbutter on a piece of bread

look at that guy he is such a bumstretcher

by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017

BumStatusYo

Yo idgaf straight chillin

ur bout to go on stage how u feel?! BumStatusYo

by BumStatusYo November 13, 2018

Chris Bumstead

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.

“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”

by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021

Bumsickle

An exclamation or interjection for something that is mildly unfortunate.

The printer is broken and you didn't really need to print that dirty picture but you wanted to and it sucks that you can't.

Horny Self: "Bumsickle."

by Beardlust December 22, 2008

fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

bumsies

If two people are being extreamly nice to one and other..another person might say they are being bumsies

Natalie to Kelly- You look really nice in that jeans

Rachel- Weyyy bumsies haha

by Rachey G May 21, 2008