blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

blatently

A common misspelling of blatantly.

A: "It's blatently spelt like this."

B: "No it isn't!"

by J-Lay February 28, 2008

Belato

The full feeling in your belly after eating at least two scoops of gelato.

All that gelato gave me belato!

by Beena May 4, 2006

blattedelay

When your immigrant friend never seems to come on schedule and is late with a couple of minutes for every appointment.

- Damn, Salem never seems to come on time!
- Yeah, I know. He's got a blattedelay for at least five minutes.

by hattsenanuu March 23, 2011

bilateral strategically stalking

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011

Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.

If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor

by DDIII August 8, 2017