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Bland noodles

Sandritas favorite food
Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!
by bojzzle July 8, 2010
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Blandtastic

Sometimes being in a room with Jeff for too long puts me to sleep. I use him to combat my insomnia. It's pretty blandtastic.
My mom's casserole doesn't have a lot of flavour, but I still enjoyed it. It was blandtastic.
by j2p4h July 25, 2016
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A Boland

Pooping frequently at an inopportune moment.
I ate some bad tacos and I had to take a Boland. The teacher was totally pissed at me
by Poodle Hunter March 16, 2010
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Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.
Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.
by stopcalling October 12, 2022
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Blanding

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"
by Julyjuly April 12, 2007
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Bland

You sir .. bit bland ?

Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?

Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …

One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….

Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)

Me be you …

Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast

You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck

That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …

Never have ?

You sir ? ….

The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you

Be flattered … now worthy …

And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …

Doubt it ;)
The big brass … Bland …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023
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blandard

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard
1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave
by Joe Walford August 27, 2007
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