Blumkey

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

Blumke

When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.

"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"

"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."

by Kinneth September 17, 2020

Brummie

The non-standard regional dialect associated with the English West Midlands city of Birmingham.

by stevethorne October 14, 2003

Brumak Rodeo

To take a body, pin it against a wall, and severe the asshole from behind with your cock, concluding with a snap of the neck, all in the heat of battle. Done often in Gears of War 2, by II SCOUT II.

Johnny was being a little bitch in class, so I gave him a Brumak Rodeo. Now hes in a wheelchair and his asshole is no more.

by Moooose2223 January 27, 2009

Blumkinuku

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

brumdogg

A man who indulges in beer, rum, weed, women, etc. Never available for contact because they are always fuckin' around.

Just tried to call Teddy and he's bein' the usual brumdogg. Drunk as hell, high, and balls deep in some hoe.

by JeffreyDizzle July 14, 2015

Brukh

A smart person who is nice, cool and gets girls.

“Did you hear how smart he is? He is such a Brukh.”
“Brukh is so cool it’s insane”

by squidward da awesome squid January 12, 2021