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Bronco'd

When your team is completely dominated and embarrassed in front of a large audience of people (preferably nationwide, via television). You lose in spectacular fashion in practically every way possible to lose. This term is an homage to the Denver Broncos, after their spectacular debacles in Super Bowls 22 (Lost 42-10 to WA R*skins), 24 (Lost to SF 49'ers 55-10), and the recent anal pounding by the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl 48, by the final score of 43-8.
Dude 1: Did you see the Sunday night game with the Nets? They got straight-up Bronco'd by Orlando!
Dude 2: No doubt, Orlando owned them!
by Donkey Punching Queen February 5, 2014
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bucking bronco

Term used to describe an odd doggy style method. The male leans down over the female during sex then strongly grips the breasts then says into the ear of the female something that would cause her to frantically try to get away (i have aids, your sister was better, where did this rash on my dick come from?, your a lot better than that cold girl i met in the morgue, etc..)
man when i told that beyotch that i had aids, shit was like a bucking bronco
by Anonymous March 4, 2003
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Angry Bronco

You stick your dick all the way into a girls ass, while wearing a cowboy hat and then tell her that her sister is tighter. After that you maintain penetration as long as you can until she bucks you off.
I met up with her after I banged her sister and decided to give her the Angry Bronco. I held on for a full 8 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Tobe Pierce May 19, 2008
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Bronson's Hyper Reviews

A homeless guy that plays Fortnite on Youtube for a living.
Me: Your such a Bronson's Hyper Reviews!
by CrystalRex November 29, 2018
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Bronogamy

When a bromance developes exclusivity boundaries.
"You think Nick will want to hang out tonight"

"Nah man, his bromance with Pat is total bronogamy these days".
by trumant July 27, 2010
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Brontoharris

When your evil ginger English teacher goes all dinosaur on you. RAWR!

(Usually occurs when said evil ginger English teacher has bronchitis, or the week of the 18th of every month.)
Brontoharris: "WATCH THE MOVIE AND SHUT UP."
by thegrudgeeee November 8, 2011
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Charlie Bronson Wannabe

Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.
Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)
by Browncoat2002 July 9, 2010
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