Bronx Science

The one school where you are with either Stuy rejects or people who ACTUALLY put bronx first. the bathrooms are concerning. Trust me. and it's totally not because all the upperclassmen are addicted to something. But it's fine because you'll probably never reach the bathroom in the small cramped hallways that have our tiny lockers. when you're outside getting food from either Ned's or Jay's but not Tony's cos that's too far and DEFINITELY not Michelle's cos that' a rude woman with disgusting food, get ready for the large crowd and the possibility of not being able to order anything cos they cant see you or you aren't loud enough, so keep a tall, loud friend nearby.once you're done and you go inside from the one tiny stairwell that 2000 kids squeeze through every day, you walk to the entrance by the lunchroom where the same 2000 kids who take vallo have to squeeze through but people like to be bitches and cut in from the side. but for some reason we can't walk in through the main entrance that has too many door. we're ghetto and yet most of us are from either Queens or Manhattan so we waste $3000 a year for vallo, the private bus service that constantly has buses breaking down, so you'll have to wait sometimes on the highway for other buses to pick you up. but we still do this cos its better than taking the ever so unreliable 4 subway. but it's ok cos we are all smartasses who cant miss a day cos if you do, you're screwed for you geo test cos cervons proofs are hard as fuck

me: (it's literally all up there ⇞)

ashley: well i dipped to long island

tom: haha can't relate i go to your dream school stuyveSANT cos Bronx Science was my "safety school"

me: *thinks "my safety was dozo"

by Ghirardelli Chocolate December 17, 2019

Bronx

A borough that's better than Brooklyn.

Woodlawn, Wakefield, Williamsbridge, Baychester, Eastchester, City Island, Riverdale, Kingsbridge, Norwood, Bedford Park, University Heights, Fordham, Belmont, Allerton, Morris Park, Van Nest, Pelham Gardens, Pelham Bay, Country Club, Throgs Neck, Castle Hill, Soundview, Westchester Square, Parkchester, West Farms, Hunts Point, Tremont, Port Morris, Mott Haven, Morrisania, Melrose, Highbridge, Longwood, Mount Hope, Mount Eden, Claremont, and Crotona Park East.

by Woodlawn September 28, 2004

bronx

The craddle of hip hop. Many rappers are from de Bronx. Also called Boogie Down

KRS-One is from South Bronx

by FrenchLascar187 February 16, 2004

bronion

the condition of wearing multiple and often different-coloured layers of the same collared shirt, with each collar popped; a "bro-onion."

"that bronion is wearing pink, red and yellow AE golf shirts."

by schwabby February 5, 2009

Bronxnian

Any person of any ethnicity that resides in the region of the Bronx. Their English dialect also impacts whatever other language their already know.

Person A: Yo, you cuffed?
Person B: What do you mean? Cuffed? As in hand cuffed? Arrested from the police? No, no my good sir! I am in a relationship. You are such a Bronxnian.
Person A punches Person B.

by Bob McStern October 13, 2011

bronx bone fish

Fucking a hobo underneath a new york bridge with a fish head while under the romantic lighting of a burning barrel

While on a school field trip i took a hobo underneath the bridge for a nice bronx bone fish.

by team anal May 5, 2014

Bronx Kings

Gang located in The Bronx run by King Rivera, largely responsible for many cold cases throughout New York.

Shit I heard he running with the Bronx Kings now

by Knowlegegod May 4, 2018