Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

broccoli headed fuck

Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears

I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.

by Sugg Madic June 28, 2023

Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.

Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009

broche

Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.

Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.

by cumilian January 11, 2009

Brocal

A nor-cal bro. Loves to "chill" with his friends, play Hella BP, drive around with Hella bass in their Hella tricked out, lifted trucks with nor-cal stickers on the back. Usually have a buzz cut, fake diamond earrings, often found with flat brimmed hats on and lanyards around their necks. A not-so-rare breed of afluent caucasian Americans concentrated in the northern half of California, specifically in the Bay Area.

1) Hey brocal, what's up?

Not much, just tryna go play hella BP this weekend, prolly gonna blaze too. You down?

Nah man, I would, but I'm workin on my lifted truck all weekend installing new rims.

2) You wanna come over after school and practice drawing nor-cal stars with me?

Is there gonna be bp?

Yes.

Then I'm down.

Concerned Citizen: You guys are hella brocal.

by hella concerned citizen June 7, 2009

Broccoli Steam Pouch

The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.

I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.

by Dirk L January 9, 2009

Broccoli Boi

Green haired main character of BNHA that always ends up with broken bones and gets bullied by Boom boom boi.

"Oh no Broccoli Boi broke all of his bones again-"

by Gay_anime.rat March 11, 2021