Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010
Get the the bro-card fuck mug.Bro-Cred is a method of payment between bros. When money is not available, the charge is placed on Bro-Cred to be payed back later. Bro-Cred is only used amongst those whom you trust.
Bro 1: "Oh shit dude, I only have 2 bucks in my wallet."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."
"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."
"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."
by ZagBro January 15, 2008
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• Bro-crush
• bro country
• Bro-Cab
• Bro Call
A group of males (generally caucasian and heterosexual) with a written code of conduct and set jurisdictions over certain areas/activities. Each law passed by bro court is debated and put to a simple majority vote.
For example:
Each bro must divulge the intimate details of. every sexual conquest to every other bro in bro court
Bro court can also be used derogatorily to describe a group of males who are clearly desperate to get laid and getting too drunk to be picky.
For example:
Each bro must divulge the intimate details of. every sexual conquest to every other bro in bro court
Bro court can also be used derogatorily to describe a group of males who are clearly desperate to get laid and getting too drunk to be picky.
Jon's in bro court and has jurisdiction over the weight room.
Bro court is like fight club for grad students.
Bro court is like fight club for grad students.
by saiyuki2 May 13, 2011
Get the bro court mug.A chill person that drinks and smokes weed frequently. He never fights and is always the life of the party. Can be found either on the beach surfing or drinking in sandals and a t shirt in the middle of winter.
by Kilo42 October 10, 2009
Get the Chad Bro Chill mug.A Bro Call is the call of a bro in need of a VERY IMPORTANT favor or help. Every bro gets one Bro Call for each bro.
That means that he can only use one Bro Call on a bro, and his bro must respond to it UNLESS they have something that is equally or even more important than their bro's Bro Call.
If a person has already requested a Bro Call from a bro, he can ask for one more Bro Call from the same person. If that same person accepts the request, he gets an extra Bro Call. This can repeat as many times as that person accepts.
That means that he can only use one Bro Call on a bro, and his bro must respond to it UNLESS they have something that is equally or even more important than their bro's Bro Call.
If a person has already requested a Bro Call from a bro, he can ask for one more Bro Call from the same person. If that same person accepts the request, he gets an extra Bro Call. This can repeat as many times as that person accepts.
#1; "I really, REALLY need a ride to the mall."
#2; "Is that a Bro Call?"
#1; "Yeah.. I really need to get a birthday present for my girlfriend but I have no ride."
#2; "Alright. I'll take ya."
#2; "Is that a Bro Call?"
#1; "Yeah.. I really need to get a birthday present for my girlfriend but I have no ride."
#2; "Alright. I'll take ya."
by Stormi57 November 28, 2012
Get the Bro Call mug.THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
by Stefan855 September 25, 2010
Get the The Bro Code mug."Dude I'm so overdue for a trim, I'm gonna run out and get me a haircut."
"Me too dude! I'll go with you"
"Awesome, let's go get us some bro cuts!"
"Me too dude! I'll go with you"
"Awesome, let's go get us some bro cuts!"
by kingB16 December 27, 2011
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