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Britany

Britany is a non loyal, lying, piece of shit. She will be your “friend” for about 3 years, and always ask for your things and never give them back. Then she will go ahead and just disregard that your other friend is really shy and has problems with being the center of attention sometimes. She will also ignore that you have an ever growing severe anxiety, that gives you panic attacks if you push too far. She will always lie. And if you are caught doing something that can get her in trouble, she throws you and whoever she can under the bus. And if you even THINK. Of letting your family make you move across the country, DONT LET THEM. Britany will just wait until your not in the picture anymore. And then she will pounce on your other friend. Who she has been friends with since KINDERGARTEN!! She will just jump at her prey, and devour them. Call them fat, ugly, and make it so their scared of showing their hobbies to the world. Britany will hurt your friend, that you cant help. She will find out that your friend doesn't have anyone to help them. She will crush your friend’s dreams. And just make you feel so bad about yourself because you cant help someone that was an actual friend in all of this chaos. You can only hope that they are doing fine...
In conclusion... I hope Britany gets what she fucking deserves.
by someone who hates mineta January 13, 2020
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Briton

Briton is the sweetest, nicest, and most caring girl you will ever meet in your entire life. Her name is really special and unique, just like her. She has the most beautiful face you will ever see, and a smile that can light up a room. Just being in her presence makes you feel so happy and warm, and if you get to know her you will definitely fall in love. Her laugh is so contagious, and she has the best sense of humor. She can be a bit stubborn at times, but in a way that makes you love her even more. If you ever get the chance to get to know a Briton, you better take it because it will be the best decision you will ever make. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with her, never take it for granted because she will make you the happiest a person can be. She will create a relationship with you so perfect, that you will want to be with her forever and always. She is so thoughtful, sweet, caring, kind, smart, talented, gorgeous, and so so so very special.
"Wow, Briton is so perfect"
by WHEREARETHETURTLES December 7, 2020
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