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bible thumping

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.
"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008
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Brinlee

Brinlee means sweetheart in celtic.
She is a smart, fair skinned girl who is sassy most of the time but, can be the most beautiful, sweet, caring girl you will ever know.
Dude, you are so lucky you found a Brinlee!
by Redfox1 February 14, 2010
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Brinlee

Brinlee is the sweetest, most beautiful girl in the world. She has alot of energy and never stops jumping around. This adorable girl always has a smile on her face and lights up the room simply by walking in. Shes an angel.
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LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible
by fettfan91 March 15, 2010
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Bible

A bible is (1,000,000) one milion dollars cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.

STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.

Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.

1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.

100 stacks equals a bible.

10 books equals a bible.

Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000

Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000
Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?

Tom: around 17 bibles

Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000
by joey jaw breakers FLA June 21, 2022
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Bible Shag

Dan Dan (during Bible Shag): OH GOD! JESUS! HOLY FREAKING VIRGIN MOTHER OF CHRIST!
by Rediculously January 18, 2009
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Bibley

An adjective used to describe things that are Biblical
Ben was a good Christian, his way of life was Bibley
by BABSMASTER5551325 January 20, 2010
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