Skip to main content

breasts inflation

Part of the word inflation (or body inflation). Like mostly for girls only, you're inflating her breasts, or she self-inflates her breasts like a twin balloon. In fantasies, the limit of the sizes is rather than a house, maybe a big apartment, or even infinite.
"You: Do you love it? You love inflating your own breasts like a balloon, right?

Your girlfriend: U-Uhhn~... Y-Yes... I have a love for it, just like I was a balloon girl. Can I inflate my breasts... Even bigger? Maybe infinite? I-I'm eager to explore and feel it even more... ♥

You: That's why breasts inflation is good for you..."
breasts inflation by MTP_1309 June 25, 2025

Quests before Breasts 

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.

small breasts 

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
small breasts by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

haggis breasts 

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.
haggis breasts by el capitano December 12, 2004

haggis breasts 

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty
Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!
haggis breasts by radmax May 22, 2005

Tender Breasts 

Tender breasts are a sign of an oncoming period. This happens because various hormones cause change in breast tissue which causes discomfort.
My period must be coming soon because I have tender breasts.
Tender Breasts by Jc caylen July 10, 2016