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Beached it up

When you take your normal day in day out routine and change a significant element of it make it all fresh and new again. Beaching it up - could be you taking your department to the beach one day to run your office and explore how the new environment changes your energy, your attitude, your perspective, your collaborations. Beaching it up could be just as simple as running a meeting where you all sit on bean bag chairs in a circle ... or hitting a deck with a glass of wine for that next production meeting.
Ryan sure Beached it Up when he took us to Crystal Cove to run our brainstorming session. I could feel the energy and passion flow by everyone around us!
by MMartster May 20, 2017
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Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.
Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.
by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019
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Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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breatheded

when you inhale to much air into your lungs, and you choke.
"im breatheded right now (cough)"
by Jazzzzzzzy-gurl April 5, 2019
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Door Breacher

The door breacher is the designated guy in the group who makes first contact with the ladies. He is proficient in finding ways to either enter their conversation without them knowing or “accidentally” corralling a group of ladies to bring them closer to his group of guys. Every group of guys has a door breacher. He is funny, charming and gives off a safe vibe crucial for initiating contact with the opposite sex. He also specializes in pick up lines, dad jokes and other phrases that females will not dismiss initially. The door breacher is only as good as his stack though, without a proper team of guys behind him the mission can go awry.
“See that group of girls over there.. Teddy is the best door breacher we got, let’s send him in first”
by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019
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beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
by ricemond December 6, 2003
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