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The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
by RPotter December 15, 2006
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Braydon

An amazing, funny, quiet guy. Braydon is the most hilarious person you will ever meet. He never fails to make anyone laugh no matter who they are.

Although he’s pretty quiet and introverted, when he’s around his friends he will be so funny and say the dumbest shit.He will also always listen if you need to talk about anything.

Braydon is so cool and so funny, he’s the greatest friend you will ever have.
Friend 1: Braydon is so funny

Friend 2: I know right! He’s really cool
by dyslexicbitch May 14, 2021
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Branson

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs
Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson
by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019
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Braylon

Sexy brown skinned chill type of guy. He might be a slight slutty boy, but will for sure settle when he finds the right girl. Smart, honest, and dependable. Not someone you wanna cross, or things will get ugly for you. Doesn’t go out much, usually chills and gets money. GREAT, AWESOME in bed. Big dick
Girl: “I want a braylon”
Boy: “Don’t all girls
by fhgfhhvuf February 22, 2019
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bryson

sweetest, hottest, best guy a woman could ever ask for. the man of my life
i love you bryson
by jamie March 23, 2004
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Braystones

An area just south of Dublin, but still on the DART line, consisting of Bray and Greystones. Neither of these are particularly interesting places (in fact, one may argue that this general area is a "shit hole") and little distinction between the two, hence the amalgamation of their names into one, gramatically more efficient name.
Braystones is a dump full of wannabe D4 heads.
by Patrick Mustard April 13, 2008
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branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses
hey you have glasses, you're a Branson
by beanworm March 5, 2020
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