chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

cris browned / browned

Hitting,beatting or bitting someone ..
Or browned

Damn that guy got cris browned / browned .

by sixty2 March 7, 2009

Bobby Browned

Randomly crapping your pants in front of a lot of people: i.e. on national television, reality show, in a store, or at the gym. Then showing no shame whatsoever.

"That dude at the gym just Bobby Browned it and kept right on working out!"

by crackshits March 19, 2010

Chris Browned

To get punched, biten, or slapped in the face repeatedly by someone you have had sex with.

Guy 1: Rihanna got the sh!t beat out of her!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she got Chris Browned !

by NJTrooper February 11, 2009

Branned

1. Completely and utterly retarded
2. Severely fucked up
3. A stronger way of saying 'cunt'

Ray: I just had sex with my daughter
S: What the fuck, thats branned.
J: Ray, you're such a bran...

by Cancerous cigs contain cancer December 22, 2008

Browned

To be owned or knocked out by a "Bro" or one with Bro-like qualities.

1st Guy: "Damn, did you guys see The Jersey Shore last night?"
2nd Guy: "Yeah Snookie got Browned!"

by Thuglifemax January 27, 2010