mega brain fart 

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

mega brain fart by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Fart Brain 

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.

"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"

Fart Brain by deadestfish May 3, 2009

stinky fart brain 

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa

stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk

stinky fart brain by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022

Brain Farted 

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

Brain Farted by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

Frequent Brain Farter by Smurfanator February 7, 2010

brian fart 

Another term for brain fart

Hal: FUCK I DID A BRIAN FART
Bob: A brian fart?
Hal: FUCK I MEANT BRAIN FART
Steve: Too late, it's brian fart now.

brian fart by confuqed July 13, 2020

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

brain-farticle by mee and her October 18, 2008