by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023
Fuckface. Watch out for these guys. They can be tricky and hard to identify. And they will hurt you the most if you are not careful. They start off by being somewhat of a superhero and save you from one of the guys listed above. Do not ever let them become your everything. That’s coming from a girl who’s been there and made that mistake. Warning: These guys are excellent liars. They lie constantly. They will most likely dump you for a whore because they are manwhores themselves. They will lie and tell you that they’ll still be your friend, but then they’ll ignore you. When your friends offer to beat them up, just say no. He will end up a lonely old fat guy with a cat named Snookums. He’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. That will be torture enough.
by shelovesyoutoo March 15, 2010
A man that likes getting hickeys from girls to show the boys. He also does light beers. #dontbebrad
#5thyear
#5thyear
by DIFJ December 02, 2017
Some random guy that that one may encounter on the streets and the name of this guy is unknown, his title becomes Brad.
by Huds May 06, 2008
your typical white boy. hates his vegetables and doesn't eat pasta due to a traumatic experience. he doesn't leave his room cause he's playing minecraft and likes hanging out in the rave cave with the boys and that one girl of his dreams. He has the personality of a house brick and is extremely awkward around girls. He listens to Ruel and Justin Bieber at 1am with his cock out (average white boy playlist). He is one off those kids with a middle part and never shaves. he has the bushiest eyebrows and never thinks to fix them. his dad is Shane and he is superior over brad. brad likes cordi and will never get her cause she's taken.
'no I don't eat vegetables'
'ew who eats pasta'
'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'
'ew who eats pasta'
'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'
by brad loves cordi September 18, 2019
by KanashimiDESU January 25, 2020