by qwertyurban April 22, 2010
Get the Blowdango mug.Bogdanning is a term used to describe the actions of a sport coach, in particular football(soccer). Bogdanning includes but not limited to:
1. Making bad substitutions
2. Putting your worse players on the field at the same time, often playing them on the same side of the field
3. Signing an overweight, slow friend, whose attitude offends every other player on the team.
4. Despite your friend not coming to any practices, insist on starting him and putting him in vital positions such as last defender
5. Changing team tactics and formation halfway through the game, resulting in disastrous play on the field
6. consulting with others about what the line-up should be and agreeing to a line-up, only to change it completely at the start of the game
1. Making bad substitutions
2. Putting your worse players on the field at the same time, often playing them on the same side of the field
3. Signing an overweight, slow friend, whose attitude offends every other player on the team.
4. Despite your friend not coming to any practices, insist on starting him and putting him in vital positions such as last defender
5. Changing team tactics and formation halfway through the game, resulting in disastrous play on the field
6. consulting with others about what the line-up should be and agreeing to a line-up, only to change it completely at the start of the game
"Moyes just took out Rooney, RVP and Carrick and he's putting in Young, Giggs and Anderson. And they're two goals down!!! He's Bogdanning it!!"
by Cantona7 December 11, 2013
Get the Bogdanning mug.Darting desperately through bitingly cold sub zero temperature between your dry warm car to the front door of your house or place of employment without a coat or any suitably warm clothing just like Dave Bowman violently re-entered the Discovery through a few feet of outer space without his space helmet.
I got lucky and found a great parking space this morning and just Bowman'd it to the front door in just a t-shirt.
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Get the Bowman Middle School mug.by Dinetha Jones August 4, 2020
Get the Boodanky mug.When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011
Get the Lapjob Blowdance mug.refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.
Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"
by Pocahonta$$$ November 13, 2011
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