Bootyface

When a male or female has an attractive body but an unappealing face.

Damn my cousin Gabriel invited nothing but bootyfaced girls to this pool party. RMA

by Lanax August 6, 2022

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025