booque

Marijuana that is not of top quality.
schwag weed

Dr. Greenthumb: hey i got the bombs
Me: naw, that shit is fuckin Booque

by Matt E. June 17, 2006

Bouquet

The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.

"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."

"Bouquet them and let them know!"

by Thrillah November 9, 2012

ball bouquet

an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.

So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004

bouquette

A cunt. Taken from the Italian

you are a bouquette. spoken by christopher moltisanti in the sopranos

by komunicator March 19, 2007

Bouquet

When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.

*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*

by Filthy Jewish Priest November 26, 2017

Dirty Bouquet

A dirty bouquet is a sexual fetish where the recipient is deficated on and injests 30-60 hosts individual excretions. Originally conceived on Chatroulette

Inventors NB&KF

A woman walks into a toy store and says "excuse me, I need to get a toy for my son"..... then 30-60 employees come out and instruct her to her knees, then gets the employees excresions and diarrhea into her mouth. Her faced looked like a dirty bouquet. The toy goes unspoken of again.

by BMBR88 February 26, 2011

la bouquet du sperm

cum bucket girl thats been fucked by every cock in town

see her over there shes whats knows as la bouquet du sperm been banged more times than a drum she has

by mr muffdiver October 20, 2018