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boones farm

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008
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out of bounds

IN BRIEF: In violation, cruel, off limits, out of limits, out of line, not allowed, fucking up, improper, inappropriate, unwarranted, uncalled for. In a different context, it could mean out of town.
Going in my room while I'm gone is out of bounds.

Why you want to get at me after stabbing me in the back. That's out of bounds, I don't give a fuck what you say.

I'll be out of bounds til monday, so if you can get at me then.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 27, 2009
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boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.
"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"
by bigtrick September 18, 2003
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Boongsnitch

Do you ever find yourself in a conversation and you just wish there was a word to describe that certain feeling or emotion? Don't fear cause 'boongsnitch' is here.

Boongsnitch is a word that can be used for any situation, any occasion, any meaning. It is extremely flexible, it can be used for anger, happiness, to describe something sexual, to be offensive. Generally it is a great term to be thrown around in most conversations.

The derivation of the word is unknown, a mystery to all of man kind. However there is one common rumour that many boongsnitch sayers love to believe. When Adam first met Eve he discovered the erection. When he realised he could ejaculate he raged at Eve and tied her up using rope made from his pubic bush. He then proceeded to use her as a cum sock for ever and a day screaming boongsnitch after every load.

(Sing this to the Old McDonald Had a Farm beat)

Old Leb Jackson had a boong e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm he grew a snitch e-i-e-i-o
a boong boong here, a snitch snitch there
everywhere a boong boong overthere a snitch snitch
Old Leb Jackson is a boongsnitch e-i-e-i-o
Jackson: I rooted Sarah up against the wall last night

Lachlan: hahahha BOONGSNITCH

or -

Jackson: Tell that guy to get off my dang porch

Lachlan: Yeah, rack off you dirty boongsnitch
by DJ Kettle Stealing Boongsni October 31, 2011
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Blondsessed

A person who is obsessed with blond people
A: Dude, I love blondes! They're like okndjsnfcjdksv the most handsome guys in the whole world!
B: LOL you're blondsessed
by littlefighter July 30, 2011
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The Boondock Saints

Best damn movie ever created!!!!!
Oh my dear sweet lord The Boondock Saints id teh best damn movie ever created!!!!!
by Courtney June 20, 2004
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Boondock Saints

A movie about 2 Irish vigalantes who enlist a friend to help them rid Boston of as many evil-doers as they can. Lots of cussing, but very quotable lines. The second one isn't as good as the first, but you should still check it out.
Person 1: "Have you seen 'The Boondock Saints' yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a great movie"
by WhoeverIAm May 21, 2010
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