booger wall

The wall that your bed is pushed up against. The booger wall is not the entire wall, but just the section of wall that begins even with your head and runs along the edge of your matress to about mid-thigh, or as far as you can reach toward the foot end of your bed. This length of wall extends from the top edge of your mattress down the wall approx 4 inches. Boogers are picked while lying in bed and wiped in this area.

My mom was cleaning my brother's bedroom and pushed the bed away from the wall to vacuum. She was disgusted to discover his booger wall.

by MrsPurina August 24, 2011

pussy booger

A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.

When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.

by Jay E. Griffin April 2, 2008

Booger Brain

Someone who is so stupid, or who seems to get more idiotic every day that you swear they pick out parts of their brain every time they pick their nose.

How can that booger brain not remember what I told her 5 seconds ago? She must have picked out part of her frontal lobe from her damn nose this time.

by Johnny Ock November 6, 2006

Booger-Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.

"Hey the bar is closing and I can't find a breezy, guess I'll have to catch a Booger-Wolf."

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

booger jerky

a hard booger that is stuck to the inside your nose that is dried up. Resembles a mini slice of bacon. booger style.

after taking allergy medicine my head was all dried up. I picked my nose and pulled out a some booger jerky.

by analbiscuit June 4, 2009

Booger Sucker

Casual term for a hand-held baby and child care apparatus with a compressible bulb (similar to that of a turkey baster) on one end and a sometimes rigid nozzle-like shape at the other end. The bulb is compressed, the nozzle is inserted into a nostril, and then the bulb is released resulting in a vacuum action that sucks boogers out of the baby's or child's nose. The fancy term for this item is "Nasal Aspirator".

New Mom: Excuse me. Have you ever used a nasal aspirator?

Mom of 3: Nasal aspirator?

New Mom: Yes. One of those bulb-thingies you use when your baby has a stuffy nose?

Mom of 3: Oh, yeah, you're talking about a booger sucker.

by Divadoll January 16, 2010

Boogerbeard

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.

Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015