Bonus Wipe

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.

You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.

That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus

by crudfactory January 22, 2010

Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

by #8765309 September 7, 2018

back side bonus

The frosting that sticks on the bottom side of your donut from the donut below.

Melanie picked out a donut out of the box and received one with a little Back Side Bonus.

by Quincerr September 30, 2012

Boner's bonus

Female cum

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 17, 2020

Bonus waffle

waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad sex was; an edible token

drew: *bonus waffle*
jeff: lies man, our sex was bad, keep it

by keepit April 22, 2013

Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr

"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011