bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.

George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

Bongo Cat

A cartoon cat that plays the bongos.

It's also a meme

LMAO! Bongo Cat is HILARIOUS, haha!

by AMP3X September 11, 2018

Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.

Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!

by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

Bongo-Bongo land

Humorous description of a third world country, usually in Africa.

As in Alan Clark's suggestion that immigrants ought to be sent back to "Bongo-Bongo Land"

by siymon July 21, 2006

bongo bullets

A rare spray technique that optimizes the Odin to it's full potential by holding down the trigger and spinning in circles. Invented by famous twitch streamer 'Pechabewwy', this spray leaves no openings for the player while simultaneously hitting every enemy in the game.

It came down to a 1v5, but utilizing bongo bullets I was able to clutch the round with losing a drop of HP.

by itsmebigmoney September 13, 2020

Bongo feet

In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.

Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.

by Burlap Thong April 22, 2010

bongo apples

A word used to describe something badass when actually saying badass or even ba isn't appropriate.

Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.

Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!

Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!

by evilpastry December 1, 2009