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bongus

bingus’ counterpart, a creature also capable of mass destruction and murder
when met with bingus, they could easily take down the entire human race and take over the entire universe
bob: “hey, did you see that bingus and bongus were on a spa date?”
jimmy: “we’re gonna die, bob.”
by elliaaan December 12, 2020
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Bogus W. Potus

1. A President of the United States who is totally bogus, or fake.

2. An apt nickname for George W. Bush, as he is a bogus president who lost the 2000 election.
Bogus W. Potus is speaking once again, pertending that he is President.
by jesster79 February 6, 2006
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Bogus Ordo

Term describing the post-Conciliar Mass of Pope Paul VI. Used ironically by Bogus Ordo attendees and unironically by trads, the word arouses two basic responses: intense rage or bitter laughter.

Bogus Ordoism is the practice of vehemently defending the Bogus Ordo liturgy, or taking part in the culture surrounding the New Evangelization, specifically trying to make people feel good (unless they have an affinity for Traditional liturgy). Bogus Ordites believe that Abp. Lefebvre was an evil man, and the practice of Bogus Ordoism requires daily rituals including lighting candles at the home altars of Marciel Maciel, John Paul the Great, and Dorothy Day.
1: Bro I love my local Bogus Ordo parish! Haha watch me hold hands with the cohabitating couple during the Our Father to "own" the trads!

2: I would never bring my children to the Bogus Ordo. I only ever want them to attend the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass as the saints did, during the Mass of the Ages. I'm not sure why Bogus Ordites are so afraid of Latin, though!
by Sam Rocha January 13, 2021
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Bogus Lotto

A set up whereby someone is led to believe that they have in fact won the Lotto.

The person who's name is Leigh records the Lottery Programme, notes the winning numbers and buys a ticket the following week with these numbers on and gives it to his wife. On Saturday they both sit down as the show starts but it's 'run VT' and she doesn't realise but she is now watching last weeks show. He shares in the 'excitement' as all the numbers come up, the bastard has even included the Bonus Ball - AS WELL. He then lets her phone up Lottery HQ to claim her prize....hey why not? It's ONLY a joke... :-0
"OK Mrs X I will need a few examples of unreasonable behaviour to put before the court"

1. Bogus Lotto
2. Donkey Punches
3. He wears stockings and has a vibrator up his ass most times we have sex.
4. Conducts "Builder's Inspections" at customer's houses.
5. Casts lead weights in the shape of gold bars and paints them accordingly, ages coins with bleach and 'lets me find both while scuba diving on shipwrecks with him.

Thank you Mrs X, that should do nicely.

Leigh......you're one in a million but we all love you!
by Brucester September 18, 2006
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bogus gasman

wee fanny that goes round pensioners houses to rob them, theyre usually neds or pedos
guy 1-‘open this door for i am a bogus gasman here to ransack ur hoose’
guy 2-‘no for i have this magic peephole
by davidmurphy September 4, 2019
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Boious

AE: Boious, BE: Boieous.

Boious: adjective, a term used by intellectuals to refer to amazing, awesome, exceedingly powerful and almighty males of any race.

Origin:
Boi:
Boi is an intentionally misspelled version of the word boy which refers to more superior and full of ah male characters.

A female alternative would be gurl, gurlous/gurleous
That boss was totally boious
We should invite invite the boi gang next time to have more boious fun
by Fredzillian November 18, 2019
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bogus

1. Something that you can't believe that is actually happening because you think it is that dumb.

2. False, not true.
Man, I can't believe that we have marching band practice at 8 in the morning.

I know it's completely bogus!
by bobby27104 August 18, 2011
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