davidmurphy's definitions

bogus gasman

wee fanny that goes round pensioners houses to rob them, theyre usually neds or pedos

guy 1-‘open this door for i am a bogus gasman here to ransack ur hoose’
guy 2-‘no for i have this magic peephole’

by davidmurphy September 4, 2019

cribompton

a word used when gang members do not know how to describe where they are without offending rival gangs, this word was made by alpha males who deserve a nobel prize

~hey do you know where i am?
-yeah ur in cribompton

~cribompton?
-yeah i dont want shot so i mesh them together

by davidmurphy September 4, 2019