Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

daredevil boffin

someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.

you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.

Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

Boofing

1. Inserting drugs or alcohol into one's anus in an attempt to absorb the drugs faster and harder.
2. A way to get free drugs (It's always free if you boof it)
3. Flatulence???

I was boofing all night long.

Why not just do drugs the normal way and not up your ass?

What are you talking about? Boofing is flatulence

Nobody calls farting boofing, you're an idiot, and you need to work on a better diet.

by DJ Keither October 6, 2018

buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006

boffins

"Boffins": (Bôf ' ns) noun - the name for scientists and scholars working quietly
to develop new and exciting techniques and skills.

(taken from www.boffins.ca/ - 2k - Cached - Similar pages)

Boffins create zombie dogs
By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.au
June 27, 2005

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans...........(Drudge Report)

by Kriste Camsky July 8, 2005