baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

boff-day

an abbreviation for the day that is a birthday b-day that also happens to be an off-day if you work for a company that gives its employees the day off on their birthday.

I'll have a three-day weekend this week as Friday is my boff-day.

by onurbk February 2, 2009

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Boffin

Scientist /egghead; highly qualified in his field . Someone who knows a great deal about very little .
Origin: 1930's/40's Royal Air Force slang .

1.The Boffins at the research lab have once again saved the day and avoided catastrophe .

2.Barnes Wallis was delighted to join the Boffins at the central research aerospace lab .

by Peter T July 3, 2006

boffing

having sex

I was boffing her in the elevator when the doors opened.

by dude_zeon May 15, 2004

boffed

1. To have intercourse with a person as if by means of a boff.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.

1. Kieran boffed Sarah all night long.
2. Steve boffed in the crowded lecture theatre.

by Kieranishere November 2, 2005