Blorp

An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.

I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!

by X_L_R_X June 14, 2008

Blurphobia

Stupid and gay

You’re so blurphobia

by emoncore June 13, 2022

Blorch

Noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with THC content. Not usually associated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.

"Bob & Greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some - it's delicious"

"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"

"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"

by E. Somerset Stratford December 21, 2007

blorp

An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.

Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.

by Steve Blichtenberg May 12, 2006

blorphenmorge

-To be in love with a red head with big tits and a juicy butt that has attitude problems.

"bro I'm in such a blorphenmorge rn."

by Timmylanny February 17, 2022

Blerph

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend

"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"

by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003

bloopher

A guy that thinks everyone wants to get with him, but in reality, noone does.

I hate going to the club with Andy, he's such a bloopher!

by Becz October 5, 2006