bloosharted

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.

Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.

by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

blogstitute

A person or persons who comment in blogs, make friend requests in online communities like myspace.com, or post bulletins on online communities with the sole purpose of pushing their website, band, or business.

A person on myspace sends you a friend request. You open that person's profile and find a link or meta refresh to a website containg pornography or band paraphernalia.

"I just got ten blogstitute requests on myspace."

by John Watson Jr. August 23, 2006

bloosh

The sound that fat makes.

Oh god, Randy, tuck your fat back in, I can hear it blooshing from all the way across the room! Get the goddamned donut out of your mouth and do a sit-up, for Chrissakes.

by IcedWater June 15, 2007

BlogStar

Someone that runs a widely praised weblog.

aka

A huge loser that wastes all his time on the failurenet.

My friends call me BlogStar, but yet they refuse to sit with me in the Cafeteria.

by Cisco Affcianado December 16, 2003

Blooshing

To be blooshing is to be as horny as can be. More than just crazy horny, more like awesomely greatly horny.

Chief: Orange Bra!!!
Me: I AM SO BLOOSHING

by Toiger February 9, 2004

blogswarm

An instance in which bloggers create a buzz by swarming a single story or issue for a day or week that is aimed at causing some kind of response or action.

When a shocking news story hit the presses but didn't gain traction, there was a blogswarm to draw more attention to it.

by LetsGoOAK October 4, 2007

Blowshkin

A sexual move that when a male is driving a car, while getting a blow job from his female partner.

Hey man I just took Victoria on a ride and got a blowshkin!

by I like girls19 March 20, 2010