Blarting

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.

The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.

by the lovers April 27, 2009

blart

a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "

by RR_StreetRat July 31, 2009

blart

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

My fart was so intense i blarted.

by HAHA! March 1, 2005

blart

1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.

I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)

Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/

by Dardrew July 30, 2009

blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.

damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!

by NATeDoog October 10, 2008

blart

The sound issued by bovines

The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.

by moopups August 30, 2003

Blarted

A burp that smells like a fart

Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted

by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017