A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.
The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.
The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.
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