blameless

somebody that holds the persona of "not being of blame" ,when infact they are the instigator that has manufactured the whole debacle.

Weak manipulation.

somebody that informs the boss that the coffee,(etc) has been stolen, when they themselves are the thief.

Therefore they are "blameless"

by westaussie June 22, 2009

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Bamm, that just happened

1.A phrase used to express and reassure that some unbelievable event has happened.

2. A phrase used to go along with an insult that magnifies the power of the insult.

1. Guy #1: Hey wrud?

Guy #2:nm u?

(guy #1 is ran over by a horse)

Guy #2: (while pointing and laughing) Bamm, That Just Happened!!!

2. Boy: u wanna go out?

Girl: no, ur stupid

Boy: so's ur face! Bamm! That just happened!

by BD4PRES2032 October 21, 2009

Blame your ISP

The retort most skilled game players will make at Neophytes when they lapse into a screaming fit of rage and/or noobish comments.

Quaker1: Whoa. I totally aced that railgun shot.
qU4k3R: OMG LAG/H4X/Bad Connection/ectect
Quaker1: Sure, Sure, Blame your ISP.

by The Pace October 2, 2006

bammer weed

really low grade weed, weak weed

What is this some bammer weed? Shits weak

by luckystrlit December 26, 2011

blammed

A Game or animation voted off newgrounds.com by having a score between 0-1 on the 1-5 user rating.

My SWF got blammed

by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

BLAMF

Acryonm for "bow legged Arkansas mother fucker"

A person who walks around everywhere in cowboy boots with their knees bent outward despite never having actually ridden a horse before.

All these god damn blamfs spitting dip everywhere.

by RHYNOSAURUSREX May 25, 2018