Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.

"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."

by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015

Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

by Joe April 29, 2004

getting blasted

Getting drunk, or Getting stoned

You lost your job today, and I have alcohol. Tonight, we're getting blasted!!!

by jay-boogie March 10, 2012

Blasted

To have/get a tatoo

Im about to get blasted when i turn 17

by NERD 80's beastin October 16, 2008

blasted

Very very crunk. Drunk or high, or anything in between.

I'm so fuckin' blasted.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.

E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"

by The boob man March 12, 2015

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009