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brocking

brocking, what people do to drum and bass music.
ie compare with 'stomping' and hardcore (rave) music.

it is not a style of dancing.
the ravers were brocking to the sounds of Andy C.
by junglist a. April 28, 2006
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Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger

A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Hog blocking

When someone in halo 3 take's the position on a warthog that you called before the game starts
Halopwner:I call warthog gunner DONT TAKE IT YOU NOOBS

pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway

(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)

halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING

pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house
by Pope of Africa January 4, 2010
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Cock Blocking

Something that should be a illegal.
An act of stopping someone from getting laid.
You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.
by FUCKWE'REALLDEAD September 11, 2010
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grok blocking

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The annoying habit of interrupting a person trying to make a point or posing a distraction for those trying to understand said point.
Conference attendee 1 "Hans Rosling gave a compelling speech about the world's economy, did you catch it?"

Conference attendee 2 "No! Some heckler was grok blocking me!"

Conference attendee 1 "Too bad. It was very informative."
by Lisa Padilla April 18, 2008
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Text Blocking

A person who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two frolicking partners getting their freak on using SMS as the form of blocking.
Guy 1: Who are you texting?
Guy 2: Some girls
Guy 1: Like who?
Guy 2: Nobody particular, just committing random acts of Text blocking

Guy 2: So did you get any last night?
Guy 1:No, Larissa was blowing up Rachels phone all night.
Guy 2: What a text blocking Bitch!
by Namreg May 11, 2009
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cock blocking

A dangerous impedement to getting pussy which can rear it's ugly head in many different forms and situations. To categorize a few...

1) The Third Wheel - A friend of the chick you are trying to get who doesn't want to leave her side, and will not until your target says otherwise.

2) The Lame Duck - When trying to get a slutty girl, a lame duck may be another individual who knows the sluts reputation, and is hanging around her, but is either bogged down in their efforts to spit game, or downright wasting her and your time by not getting any, but instead keeping the slut company.

3) Rich People - Sometimes at a party, those ridiculously rich white kids come down, and since most girls are attracted to money, they start hanging around them. Of course, most rich people who come down to urban parties are there for a bigger reason... to do oxycontin, cocaine, and other garbage and get our females hooked onto it. Definately one of the worst.

4) The Ex - If your potential mate has an Ex-Boyfriend somewhere in the premises, things can get ugly if he's the hothead type. Thankfully, I'm a Marine and could careless about a civilian, but for other people who aren't deadly weapons by law, just keep your eyes out, these morons can not only cock block your entire operation but can get the jump off blown up too.

5) Accidents - Sometimes even your closest buddy might let something stupid slip, like that time you had that threesome with your potential mate's sister. Or it might be a cock blocker letting it slip intentionally. Me and my clique follow a strong code of silence on matters like this, but when it comes to getting the finest bitches, trust can fall like a house of cards in a hurricane.

There are many more you might have the misfortunate of encountering. Just keep smooth casanova and you can sometimes blitz right past them and go straight for it. After that, all you need to worry about is not getting burned.
1) I wanted to talk to that girl alone, but her bitch friend kept hanging around us being a third wheel cock block.

2) That dude keeps trying to holler at that slut but isn't getting any, and I'm the one who called her to come here and give me brains in the first place.

3) I was hollering at this chick when these random white dudes from the sticks came. Next thing I knew, the chick was strung out on coke.

4) I was fingering this chick in the back, when her ex comes in and starts wiling out.

5) I was spitting mad game at this chick, when my drunk ass friend comes over and says "Isn't her sister the girl we gave the goggles too that night?"
by The Sub January 9, 2005
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