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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009
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Begular

A person who 'begs'/craves attention regularly to feed their ego.
Person 1) I HATE insert name she craves attention ALL the time.

Person 2) Yeah,she regularly begs it. A 'begular'.
by Primus22 April 21, 2011
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belascbro

refers to an individual, usually male, who has done something reminiscent of the suburban cult legend of belasco. usually used to characterize someone who has sustained a sport injury and will not seek medical attention and/or has alot of sex but is afraid to film it.

Could also refer to someone who is a "bro" and likes the comic book character belasco. this is used sarcastically.
Look at that limp, Kevin is being a real Belascbro

You're going to comicCon, real cool belascbro.
by redheads anonymous May 26, 2011
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BelAmi

BelAmi is a gay pornographic film studio active in Central Europe, with offices in Bratislava, Prague, Budapest. It was established in 1993 by filmmaker George Duroy, a Slovak native who took his pseudonym from the protagonist Georges Duroy in Guy de Maupassant's novel Bel Ami.
Mom: "What were you just watching?"
Son: "Nothing, it was just a random video from BelAmi full of European erotica to warm my heart and heat the rest."
by WhalestWhale May 1, 2019
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belaiber

a believer of iaabella๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐ŸคŽ
guys i am a belaiber because i belive๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚
by belaiber February 16, 2021
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regular Belasko

Someone who does things in a spectacular way. Phrase originally comes from The Great Gatsby; Belasko, apparently, was a Broadway producer in the early 20th Century.
Sue's a regular Belasko, dressing the way she does and fixing the party the way she has.
by Armstrong January 11, 2005
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belated

a word that people use when they forget things instead of saying i'm sorry.
happy belated birthday = shit, sorry i forgot your birthday
by Kanan October 7, 2007
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