benz dong

Biggest beta out there.

Mad I Piped his sister with my long dong.

Wow man that benz dong guy has a baby penis

by pussydestroyer88 December 6, 2020

benz envy

Condition suffered by {bimmer} drivers.

Look at that ragged 3, that dude's got benz envy

by Benzer March 26, 2007

Benz-ing

A word commonly used by members of the Douchebag community, means going for a ride in a Mercedes-Benz vehicle. This community has come across some money in a short period of time, to move out of the urban ghettos and afford expensive cars, only to defile these beautiful cars by standing next to them in pictures on social media.

"Mum! I'm gonna go Benz-ing in ya car with my mates".

by idontlikeyou1 January 28, 2019

Benz Nigga

unpredictable type of nigga that can’t keep a job but pays for warm, steamy pussy in the back of his e class

nigga 1: aye let’s slide on Aurora Ave

nigga 2: bro you such a benz nigga

by yamomslovemydraws September 1, 2023

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

bubba benz

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.

Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

Mercedes-Benz

One of the finest cars in the world. They are luxurious, reliable and beautiful. The name is a byword for quality, customer car and luxury. Unfortunately in the mid 1990s the company started cutting corners and the quality dropped.

Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved

There are two types of cars in the world, there are cars and there are Mercedes-Benz.

My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock

by merc4life April 28, 2012