Benito Swagolini

Some pissed off Italian dude's autistic step-cousin with some FUCKING DRIPP

I fucked Benito Swagolini last night.

by OMG WHY IS EVERY DICK TAKEN September 26, 2022

Benito

A fine ass puerto rican singer/rapper that can steal anyone’s/anything’s girlfriend he is fine as fuck and when ur girlfriend sees him she says u guys aren’t dating so beware he is a powerful man

Omg babe when we see “Benito” in kissing him and im no longer yours

by Changbin’s Juicy Mommy Milkers April 19, 2022

Benito

Secretly trying to kill you Jill, get away while you still can.

Jeremy: Benito is totally going to kill Jillian at 3:37pm on November 24th, 2021.

by Madara_金木研 November 24, 2021

Benito

Benito is secretly trying to kill you Jill, get away while you still can.

Jeremy: Benito is totally going to kill Jillian at 3:37pm on November 24th, 2021.

by Madara_金木研 November 24, 2021

Benito

Cool , charismatic and sexy guy. Tends to be the highlight of the party despite not wanting it. From the outside looks emotionless but he's full of emotions , passion and seek of adventure. Extremely good kisser and good in bed accompanied by a pretty face and piercing eyes. Can be a bit distant and show a clear lack of interest - unless you really get to him. Benito is a really cool guy to be around. You can count on him for anything. He'll always be there for you. Hes weird/Awkward and all that fun stuff, but hes a true friend. Hes also a really good lover, cute and awesome. Hes full of secrets and knows more than you - but tries to make everyone around him feel good about themselves. Hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.

Girl 1: Have you seen this Guy Benito?
Girl 2: Yess, he's so Fun!
Girl 1: He is.

by BudSpencer42 November 23, 2021

BENITO

Benito;
verb

past tense: Benitoed

When you’ve been screwed over, dumped on extra work or made miserable by a fellow resident from your service or a different service

INFORMAL
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

Similar: ruined broken taken advantage off

person 1: "The dude told the ER to call back at 5 o'clock... then transferred the pager. The ER called me at 5:01 for a new neck mass consult."

person 2: "Dude, you got Benitoed."

by otorhea June 16, 2022

benito

when you switch sides

"aw man screw this we're losing" *switches to RED team*
"well don you just benito your way out"

by lauchfromdarkages June 25, 2022