bitchmade

a weak man that believes in fairytales such as God doesn't exist, or that steroids make you smart. Likely small penis syndrome. He hasn't figured out that insulting people doesn't actually hurt their feelings. It makes them laugh at him and his anger issues.

That Dave called me his nickname bitchmade again I think he thinks the more he uses it maybe it gets accepted as a real word.

by xcept73 May 22, 2020

Bitchmade

a dude with a big mouf but is tall and lankey; without substanance...likely under 140lb

me:yo is that jack hanson o'r yonder...bitchmade asss....
someone else: naw thats erik monahan..applicable

by ezstacksalot May 21, 2011

Bitchmade

Deprived from Kanye and Jay Z's track "H.A.M.", the term bitchmade can be used to describe a female and the actions she does or words she says due to certain situations that she finds herself in. The female often reacts to situations with bitch-like tendencies, hence making her bitchmade.

Karen: Oh my God, my Dad went on a trip and took my PS3 controller. What am I going to do? All I do is play MW2 and FIFA. I'm going to cry. I can't go on without my games.
Friend: Shut up, Karen. You're being bitchmade right now.

by d0me November 17, 2011

benchmark

Used as a catch-all substitute for a similar and more appropriate word that you can't quite remember, acceptable only because of its obvious incorrectness

"You know guys, I'm glad we bought those brownies. That was really a... benchmark moment"

"becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark"

"no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"

by B-Rizz January 9, 2009

bozo benchmark

The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. This benchmark can be used for everything from computer components to motorcycles, weed-whackers, and firearms.

My wife says that the "bozo benchmark" is merely a cheap fiction that I created to justify my typical male tendency to want to wade into stuff without reading the instructions. By enshrining that tendency as a benchmark, I legitimize it! She is, of course, completely correct.

by Michael Miller July 12, 2006

benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

by A friend March 19, 2004

benchmarks

standard of quality

Supervisor: OK Team, when we manufacture these widgets, we need to have no more than 2% rejected by Quality Control. That's the benchmark. OK?

by Bill - An Australian in Malaysia March 18, 2004