cum blemish

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.

I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Benis

A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.

"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

Bepis

Pepsi spelt wrong but tastes better

Bob: hey Kevin want a pepsi
Kevin: sorry I only drink bepis

by Run snuggle October 10, 2018

Benis pig

Benis pig is the creator of all living beings

"you know Benis pig?"

"No who the hell is that you musty crusty dusty buhdussy smelling ass"

"Benis pig the creator of life"

by Rocket 😼 December 17, 2021

Nucle Benis

A Benis Burger on crack. Causes liquid shit to form in the asshole

That “nucle Benis”was bussin

by Dr Benis May 23, 2021

Bedism

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

Benis burger

When you put your dick in a girls ass and she shits on it

Sorry babe I benis burgered you

by But hole getting jizzy uh February 3, 2019