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Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005
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celebrity

1. Modern day monarch.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.
1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
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Celebrity Complex

A disease that makes a person think that everyone that surrounds them is looking at them and/or they're better than everyone, its quite a fatal disease if left untreated due to the fact that it would most likely cause another more fatal disease which is called "douche" or "douchette" for a girl

This disease is largely related to paranoia.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant just go outside with a hoodie give me that muscle shirt instead...

Guy 2: Dude, you gotta cure yourself from celebrity complex cause no ones gonna look at you unless you do something stupid or anything unusual.
by iGotBadJakol July 18, 2011
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myspace celebrity

Big myspace whore. eventually becomes HUGE, even outside of myspace. rising star
1: Omggg, was that just Evan James from myspace that i just saw?
2: I think it was! He's a huge myspace celebrity now!!
by mee523 February 26, 2009
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Chevy Celebrity

The Car that my friend Terry Drives around seattle. Also the make and model that my friend Greg used to run over and kill a penguin in Priest Lake, Idaho when he was in college, effectively totalling it. Penguins are tough.
No, I'm not a Celebrity, But I drive a Chevy Celebrity.

can I have your autograph anyway?
by smokeybacon January 21, 2004
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Gelebrity

A minor or entry-level known person in the Gel Ball, Gel Blaster or Gelsim community. Gelebrities are often reluctant to have this honour bestowed on them. This reluctance is a sign of a humble yet worthy Gelebrity. Some wear patches none wear capes.
Braydon is a minor Gelebrity, Marty of Secret Squirrels is a mid-tier Gelebrity, Tractor is a major big time Gelebrity.
by The Gel Gooch July 18, 2021
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campus celebrity

Someone at your school who you develop a fascination with despite knowing nothing about them because they are attractive, weird-looking or just seem like they lead an interesting life.
The guy who always wears a yellow Sonic necklace and a striped shirt is my friend’s campus celebrity, I need to send her a picture!
by pestobismol February 15, 2023
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