bellend

An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Bellendish

Something that isn't good.

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!

by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

Bellend

The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

Boldent

A word devised in Brighton, England from a predictive text mistake of "couldn't". It's since evolved into an adjective with generally negative overtones.

"Boldent go there that blokes well hard."
"He's boldent shagging his best mates girlfriend"
"This guys a boldent wanker"

by GusfromBrighton August 26, 2008

bellenderous

Bad. Bell-end-like.

"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"

by DiscoKiller October 16, 2011

Bendentation

The other side of a bendable body part (ex: elbow/knee) which does in fact have a real name but most do not know what it is.

getting a bug bite on your bendentation can be very irritating when doing a lot of walking.

by datrop November 20, 2012