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beer taxi

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."
by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004
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Canadian Beer

True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.
Canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009
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Beerus

Beerus is a God of Destruction in the Dragon Ball series. His main job is literally blowing up planets. He had a dream that he would fight someone called a Super Saiyan God. After a few shenanigans Goku turnes into a SsjG and they fight over the fate of the Earth. He won which means that the Earth will be destroyed. He won the fight but before he could he fell asleep due to him being exhausted. He later wants his master Whis to train Goku and Vegeta to be able to fight against him better later on because he's bored and has nothing else to do. Later on it is shown that Goku has a method to beat him using the power up Kaiōken on top of the transformation Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan(Basically Super Saiyan God mastered)
Fam, Beerus can fuck yo ass up!
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beer bear

A large bear shaped vessel (ie. big bear shaped animal cracker tub) used for holding communal beer to share at totally rad parties. Best when chanted and/or sang.
I want some beer! Where's beer bear?! BEER BEAR! BEER BEAR BEER BEAR!
by jhendendo June 8, 2011
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beer brain

Dude, I just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 21, 2011
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beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.
Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the comand'r December 28, 2020
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beer shit

The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.

The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.

It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.

However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.
Derek's drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty Beer Shit emerging from his rectal passage this morning.
by Jon Fox January 15, 2005
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