Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.

'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'

by mynameischuck March 19, 2009

welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

benching

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017

one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

beechcraft

Founded in 1932, Beechcraft is a popular and well-known Wichita-based company that manufactures a variety of aircraft. Popular models include the Bonanza, King Air, Duchess, and Baron, and thousands of each model have been produced over the years.

-Your mom looks like a Beechcraft.
-I just bought an operating manual for the Beechcraft A36 Bonanza for the low price of $125!
-The Beechcraft King Air is a multi-engine fixed-wing aircraft.
-I ran over a kangaroo with my Beechcraft.
-The Beechcraft Baron is rated at 300 horsepower in each engine... just like my dick.
-Hell no, I can't afford a Beechcraft!

by Capt. Poopies February 14, 2008

bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Beeschurger

Its a patty with two slices of cheese on either side, along with mustard, ketchup, dehydrated onions, and two pickles.

That fucker ordered a beeschurger

by Gayretard2Ol8 June 16, 2018