beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

by TheRealDumbassWorld February 11, 2019

Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 05, 2018

i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 04, 2017

Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 14, 2008

beat meat

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

by poppy head March 30, 2020