Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Beaned

When someone is so stoned there eyes are puffy and red they’re beaned

He smoked 2 grams and now he’s beaned

by anonymous September 14, 2020

beaned

leave beans on a doorstep/door

“i just beaned kamala’s crib”

by flibbertigybet June 11, 2021

Beanoe

An annoying person that you just want to throw hands at.

You: drinking Fanta*

John: smacks Fanta out your hand

You: John you Beanoe why did you do that!

John: just to piss you off heheheh :)

by John Kujo October 19, 2021

Beaned on

To demoralize, roast, diss, shit on, etc

beaned on

beaning on

(to) bean on

Mike: “This team is trash! We’re beaning on them.”
Hunter: “Yea they’re getting beaned on.”

by MmmCoins February 8, 2022