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Fuck Buddy Syndrome

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.
Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.
by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013
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Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
by Joe August 3, 2003
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Buddy Guy Friend

I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.
by Sierra_is_fly April 11, 2008
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Panda Buddy

A person in your life that you love as a best friend and has the same love for pandas as you do.
Parker is Makayla's Panda Buddy.
by ParkerPanda May 19, 2014
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Ok buddy

Is something you say when you don’t agree or think it is true about what the other person is saying
Person 1 I got 45 kills in warzone

Person 2 ok buddy
by pNp Reflex June 30, 2020
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Fuck buddy

A person with whom one has occasional casual sex in the context of a friendly relationship unburdened by any romantic interest or love.
I see Jane once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider her a fuck buddy.
by Nondescript June 9, 2010
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Wheelchair Buddy

A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!
Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)
by The Christoph August 10, 2009
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