Bargoyle

An old haggard rock slut that never leaves the local bar. She frightens the twenty oner's with her sexual advances and dirt rock dance moves.

Holy shit, that bargoyle just passed out in a pile of her own vomit.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Bargadon

Also known as “Dandelions”.

Something that only very strange two-year olds are afraid of.

The only way to help somebody who is afraid of bargadons is to put a towel over their head and drag them elsewhere.

Showcased in Allie Brosh’s “Solutions and Other Problems”

Person 1: “WHAT IS WRONG”
Person 2: “BARGADONS”

by Baby who’s scared of bargadons November 25, 2021

bargument

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.

We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.

by GrantG July 7, 2007

Bargain Bin Babies

Black, Asian or retarded children adopted by white parents in the attempt to look charitable but really because the relevant authorities have deemed them incompetent. Either that or because they are too cheap. abr. Bargain bins

What is up with Angelina Jolie? Getting all those bargain bin babies?

by bcp23 December 17, 2008

bargain for time

To have more time than you thought - usually in a drinking context.

Mate you best get a round in, it'll be last orders soon.

Don't worry it's late opening in here, we're bargain for time.

by Gavin Spiller January 11, 2008

tard barge

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

by team short bus September 3, 2005

bargoyle

older version of a bar cougar/vulture hybrid, all glammed up!!

who's the bargoyle perched by the dancefloor ... waiting for her next meal ...

by RoxyRita February 20, 2009