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batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
by keli kear November 8, 2003
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batwang

An active male organ
dick prick hardon cock rod
He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.
by Leothejack August 14, 2010
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bating

While Thomas was chatting to Andrew, he started bating.
by Werdan May 24, 2006
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batwing

When you stretch the extra skin betwen your balls out far and flat, like a sheet of paper. So you can see the veins and everything, like a batwing.
So i asked him if this was the can of pant he wanted, and when he looked over i was givin' him the batwing.
by sLuGo January 14, 2006
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Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.
I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested
by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012
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bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.
Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.
by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008
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