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the goddamn batman

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"
From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."
by Contravene July 9, 2007
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Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.
Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"
by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011
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batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass
Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
by Dragor July 9, 2016
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Batran

Batran is an Arabic adjective coming from the Iraqi dialect, describing one as having an unrealistic grasp of reality or being too content with everyday routines.

-Batran for a male, Batrana for a female
‘’You want to be an MMA fighter, you’re so batran’’
by manahel June 14, 2018
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makcik bawang

They are women who likes to spread lies and gossips. You can never defeat them in a talking battle. Also, they usually gossip in the kitchen while chopping onions. Hence, the word "bawang".
"Look at that group of makcik bawang. Wonder who they're gossiping about today"
by hatchingoctopus May 11, 2020
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Batman

The most badass superhero created by DC comics to date. This guy dresses up as a bat, which he had a phobia of. That's just how hardcore he is! And the only thing bigger than Batman's absurdly large brain are his silver plated balls. His archenemy is a clown.

Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!

He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.
"Batman is the more kid-friendly version of Chuck Norris if he became a super hero."
by superdawge September 12, 2009
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Batmang

Mexican Batman. With help from his bro sidekick Brobin, he fights crime.
Criminal 1: Shit...it's the batsignal!
Criminal 2: No, it's a bat with a sombrero on it.
Criminal 3: Don't you guys know? Batmang and Brobin are on their way. Let's scram.
by The_Lufasa November 8, 2011
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