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battlefleet gothic

Battlefleet Gothic is a tabletop miniatures game based in Games Workshop's fictional Warhammer 40,000 universe. Battlefleet Gothic is a starship combat game, and focuses around the incursion of the "Gothic Sector" by fleets under the command of Abaddon the Despoiler, and the subsequent campaign by the Imperium to restore order. Battlefleet Gothic is also the Imperial Naval formation after which the game is named and which is a major protagonist in much of the supporting fiction. Battlefleet Gothic is an extension to the Warhammer 40,000 universe, providing the ability for players to stage space battles between fleets of spacefaring ships. Players select spaceships from a variety of fleets representative of the various Warhammer 40,000 races. The game as packaged includes rules and background for space fleets.


You can command a valiant fleet of the Imperial starships in the name of the Emperor of Mankind or an insidious horde of Chaos heretics whose only purpose is to subjugate and destroy all they encounter to sate the dark desires of their foul gods. There are also other races involved in the conflict, like the enigmatic Eldar, the crude and brutal Orks, the ancient and frightening Necrons, and many more. Whatever force you choose to command, you are in control of a million tons of awesome, warp-drive-powered fury cutting through the void of interstellar space! Though your weapons are powerful and your crews are prepared, it is only your cunning and leadership that can drive them to victory. Do you have what it takes to travel to distant sectors to do battle in the cold wastes between the stars? Your force is represented by models from the Citadel Miniatures range that you paint and assemble yourself. There are plenty of ships included in the boxed game to get you started, and our hardworking Miniature Designers have created an entire range of incredible Battleships, Cruisers, Frigates, and Gunships to be deployed for battle.
Dude I just got battlefleet gothic.

AWW BITCH YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
by figgypwns June 9, 2007
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Battlefield 2

Battlefield 2, like the name implies, is distinctively broken up into 2 different definitions that usually coherently apply.

1. Battlefield 2 is a combat flight sim that provides the user with the most realistic environments ever conceived. Unlike Flight Sim X, there are actually destructible environments, vehicles, and civilians on the ground.

2. Battlefield 2 is one of the most realistic terrorist training simulations publicly available. Users can select the Special Ops class, which happens to be a pseudonym for "suicide bomber", and can attach volatile explosives to the front of their vehicles to be used for leeway into the mansion of 40 virgins. These are most prominently dune buggies, terrain jeeps, transport choppers, but are certainly not limited to ATVs and jet skis in Special Forces.
Battlefield 2 Definition #1
Two buddies in vent on Gulf of Oman:

1. elvandar01: "Spawn at olive hill?"
2. Stealth Pyros: "Sounds good."

-5 seconds later of waiting on spawn-

3. elvandar01: "Alright let's do diss!!"
4. Stealth Pyros: "Jeeps up get i-."
Jet Whore Su-34 elvandar01
Jet Whore Su-34 Stealth Pyros
MEDIC!

Battlefield 2 Definition #2
Two buddies in vent on Gulf of Oman:

1. elvandar01: "lmao dude this is gonna be hilarious, spawn at construction site we'll get the buggy"

-6 seconds later-

2. elvandar01: "alright let's load it up, get in"

elvandar01 C4 Armor Whore
elvandar01 is no more.
elvandar01 Teamkills Stealth Pyros

3. Armor Whore: "admin can u ban elvadnar pls 4 ramming"
by elvandar01 April 27, 2009
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Battlefield 3

The next upcoming game in the Battlefield series. It's the twelth game in the series and a sequel to Battlefield 2.
It will be released in the fall of 2011, to Xbox 360, Playstation three and PC.
- Hey dude wanna go over to Nates house and play some Black Ops?
- Nah fuck that, Ima play some Battlefield 3 that actually requires some team work and skill.
by watsupguise March 31, 2011
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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.
"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
by Meijer's! May 31, 2006
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Battlefield 1943

The latest game released by DICE on July 8th, and 9th of 2009. It is essentially a lower level but nicer graphics version of Battlefield 1942. On the day of the release the forums were flooded with people complaining about various issues. One member even threatened to file a class action lawsuit against DICE for "misleading" people to somehow enter their credit card information, download the game, install it, and start play it. Pretty odd.

The game itself is quite fun, but rather glitchy in the earliest form. In time the game is speculated to have various bug fixes, and perhaps even more maps.

Many console wars broke out over the "Coral Sea Challenge" which is essentially if the community of Xbox and Playstation 3 users get 43 million kills in total, the 100% dogfight map Coral Sea will be unlocked. A counter was added to the home page, and Xbox users started to boast about how they were winning, causing Playstation 3 users to retaliate and cause a console war.
Battlefield 1943 is a good game, just needs a bit of work. You can't beat the $15 price either.
by Da Milkman July 12, 2009
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Battlefield Bad Company

The most kick-ass first person shooter made in history. Want to get inside a building, but that wall is blocking? Simple, blow it up! This game is awesome, as everything in the environment is DESTROYABLE. You can blow up houses, blow holes in walls, not to mention it has a fairly entertaining single player mode. It's main awesomeness is featured online, where you can keep ranks, and even take screenshots and they will auto-upload to EA's servers for FREE. It uses the new Frostbite engine, allowing people to mess with the environment, such as also blowing craters into the ground, giving your teammates cover. It features the old conquest mode, as well as the new and popular Gold Rush mode, in which you must either defend or attack gold crates. Now you do not have to worry about idiots hiding all the time, as you can blow away their cover, leaving them for dead.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to play Call of Duty 4, you in?

Person 2: Why? So some idiot can hide behind a wall all day? No thank you.

Person 1: What are you talking about? All games are like that!

Person 2: Not Battlefield Bad company, you can blow apart walls with awesome weapons!

Person 1: Be right back. *goes and shoots Call of Duty 4*

Person 2: Going to go get Battlefield Bad Company now?

Person 1: Hell yea!
by Da Milkman December 22, 2008
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Battlefield Earth

Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!
I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.
by Hugh G Rection January 18, 2006
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